Monday, October 13, 2008

Just a little funny.

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am w! erth, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:

Dear Bubba,

It's OK, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.


Jenny Beans said...

Maybe I could hire him as my personal trainer. Looking at how in shape he is would only make me feel bad about myself, but if he can yell like a drill sargent, he's hired.

JacquƩline Roth said...

of course, maybe he has more creative ways to help you burn calories. I'll bet he knows a lot about roppin' and ridin'.

Sandra Cox said...

LOL. Love it...and Bubba:)