No, it isn't a new medical condition, at least not one recognized by medical science but it darn well should be; right under TID, Teacher's ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome.
I've been a sufferer of TID for a long time. Schools are cesspools of viruses. Seriously. I discovered I was ill more often once I started teaching. But nothing like once I became a mommy. Since Z was born I've been ill over and over again. Now I have bronchitis and all the joys that go along with it.
So instead of listening to me whine here are some cute pics I've collected but not used from icanhazcheesburger.com and ihashotdog.com.